Liz. So… I didn’t really bother reading the post… Are you the blond one?? mahfablife: SO, I’m driving to work today on I-95 and there’s this obnoxious Hummer H2 in front of me (I can resent it, I work at the Center for Environmental Studies and am a Environmental Engineering major). But it is not just your ordinary obnoxious, climate-changing Hummer. Oh no, it has BALLS. So that would make the car a dick, I guess. Anyway, I totally thought that inside the car would be some disgusting guy that thought he was really clever cuz he ordered what essentially looks like a nylon stocking and two tennis balls for $19.95 off of the internet. BUT to my surprise, the driver was a woman! So there you go, you can’t judge a car by its balls (I am really sorry, that was a terrible pun). Fun Fact: They are actually illegal in Florida! source: Jalopik

Liz. So… I didn’t really bother reading the post…

Are you the blond one??

mahfablife:

SO, I’m driving to work today on I-95 and there’s this obnoxious Hummer H2 in front of me (I can resent it, I work at the Center for Environmental Studies and am a Environmental Engineering major). But it is not just your ordinary obnoxious, climate-changing Hummer. Oh no, it has BALLS. So that would make the car a dick, I guess. Anyway, I totally thought that inside the car would be some disgusting guy that thought he was really clever cuz he ordered what essentially looks like a nylon stocking and two tennis balls for $19.95 off of the internet. BUT to my surprise, the driver was a woman! So there you go, you can’t judge a car by its balls (I am really sorry, that was a terrible pun).

Fun Fact: They are actually illegal in Florida! source: Jalopik

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